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Man too drunk to remember how he was shot

 

I’ve been pretty damn drunk in my lifetime. We’re talking the falling down, incoherent, showering in a room full of colleagues drunk. The kind of drunk that you make horrible decisions where you listen in awe of stories from the prior night’s activities.

One thing I can say with confidence however, is that I have NEVER, EVER, EEEVEEER been SO intoxicated that I would forget how I got shot.

That’s not the case with today’s drunk in the news article.

Chicago police are grasping for leads in a shooting due to the victim being so intoxicated that he could not remember how he got shot. REALLY?! I mean, you’d have to be insanely blasted to not remember what the hell you were doing when you got shot. That’s dedication to the sport.

Maybe I’m not trying hard enough, or maybe this guy is just a force to be reckoned with.

Either way, they should get him drunk again so he remembers.

CHICAGO (STMW) – Police investigating a Monday night shooting on the Northwest Side said they have few promising leads because the “intoxicated” victim told officers that he was too drunk to remember how he was injured.
“It appears the intoxicated victim does not remember how he sustained the gunshot wound,” police News Affairs Officer Amina …

Continue to read this article on CBS Chicago.

Source: http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2013/10/15/police-drunk-man-couldnt-remember-how-he-was-shot/

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